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I need a girl bad but i dont have a car, what should i do to convince a black girl or white girl to pick me up? i'm 20 years old and i haven't had a gf since the fifth grade. yes i am a virgin. i am a black guy without a car. people say i look about 15 or 16 yrs old. i want a girl badly for long term or short term. i must admit i need some pussy bad like right now i have backed up sperm in my system. what is a good site where i can meet a good woman for short term or long term it does not have to be for sex i just need someone to cuddle with. i live in atlanta so if any of you girls are single and need someone to hang out with please give me a chance. | | Try the dating sites dude. | Does the guy turn off if the vagina is black? i want my pussy becomes more beautiful so, i used hydroquinon unfortunately,my vagina becomes too black & wrinky..is it totally turn-off to a guy?i am about to get married but i'm still a virgin..eversince,my boyfriend never seen my pussy for 3 years of relationship because i'm very conservative, I want to make love only after marriage..i'm too worried & sad..my problem is,im afraid that my boyfriend wont marry me if he will see my pussy.pls help me!thank you.. | | if your black then your vagina is supposed to be black | Black Swan has made me bi curious? So I saw Black Swan for the first time today, and I heard there was a lesbian scene in there but I didn't think it was that much of a big deal, until I saw Mila Kulis legit eat Natalie Portman out and I think it must've oddly turned me on because I watched You Tube clips on repeat of them kissing, the scene where Natalie Portman fingers herself, and the lesbo scene in Jennifer's Body, and another clip of Zoe Saldana eating out Mila Kulis in After Sex.
I'm a 17 year old virgin so I don't even know what sex is like with a boy or girl period. I've never kissed girls before only boys. I never gave head before nor eat pussy. But after watching all those lesbo clips I think I got wet from it and I fingered myself (sorry if this is TMI)
So is this just a bi curious thing? because watching girls make out is one thing but I don't think I would ever hook up with a girl. | | I think black swan made every girl a little bi curious. | Confucius says? 77. "Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl."
76. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
75. "Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed."
74. "Man trapped in pantry have *** in jam."
73. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
72. "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."
71. "Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy."
70. "Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone."
69. "Man who meows ate pussy!"
68. "Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
67. "Those who quote me are fools."
66. "Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
65. "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
64. "Work to become, not to acquire."
63. "Show off always shown up in showdown."
62. "Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
61. "Man with no legs bums around."
60. "Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
59. "Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
58. "A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
57. "Find old man in dark, not hard!"
56. "Confucius say too God damn much!"
55. "Man who smoke pot choke on handle."
54. "Ok for **** to happen . . . will decompose."
53. "When in doubt, whip it out."
52. "A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
51. "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
50. "War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
49. "Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache."
48. "Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
47. "Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed."
46. "Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit."
45. "Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more."
44. "Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy."
43. "Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies behind."
42. "No difference between man and mouse - both end up in pussy."
41. "Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
40. "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
39. "Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
38. "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
37. "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
36. "If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
35. "Man with athletic fingers make Broad Jump!"
34. "House without toilet is uncanny."
33. "Many men smoke but Fu Manchu."
32. "He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
31. "While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding."
30. "Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!"
29. "Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
28. "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
27. "Never raise hands to angry guy, it leave groin exposed."
26. "Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
25. "Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow."
24. "Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth."
23. "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
22. "Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next spring."
21. "Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky."
20. "Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money."
19. "Wife for life is better than wife for strife."
18. "Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink."
17. "Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
16. "Girl with little red bike peddle *** all over town!"
15. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!"
14. "Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by crackey!"
13. "Rape no good, woman run faster with dress up, than man can with pants down."
12. "Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand."
11. "Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it."
10. "All blonde not blonde by cracky."
9. "Man who sit on tack get point!"
8. "Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!"
7. "Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!"
6. "Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new-key!"
5. "Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up!"
4. "Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!"
3. "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
2. "Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!"
1. "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!" | Can't top that.
Those were hilarious. Keep postin' puggy | How can I tell her without hurting her.? I'm dating the girl of my dreams, you know the girl next door. We started dating after she broke up with her ex. She is very nice, kind, gentle, has a mind of her own, independent, funny, intelligent, can carry on a conversation, the best qualities a woman can have. She's the girl that every man wants to get with (but most get denied), has the curves, beautiful natural jet black hair, the smile, those mesmerizing jaded eyes, well you get the picture. Anyways, her ex-boyfriend broke up with her for a very stupid reason. He treated her like a trophy wife, but can never open the safe if you know what I mean and labeled her a "USING, STUCK UP B*TCH who only uses the guys for the money and doesn't give back in return. He basically told me later when we met..."Good luck pal you're gonna need it."
Well we've been dating for a long time now (7 months), both claim that we are virgin, and now she is wanting sex. I felt bad because I'm abstinent and pledged to continue being one til I get married (I'm MORMON). So then it dawned on me that she's most likely not a virgin. Well I did my homework asked the 3 guys she's ever dated, and nothing (she's picky). They're like "man bro, seriously I let her go, bad mistake on my side, and will never find potential pussy like that again, but nope never have", or "Hell no, she's like an unbreakable safe that will only get your *** kicked!" and the other said that they almost performed oral sex, but she left, and was that close of getting a peepee touch. Then I asked her parents, which told me that to their knowledge she is. So basically I found nothing. When I asked her if she was telling the truth, she looked a little shocked that I would ask something like that because she thought I trusted her. Well it got a little shaky our relationship for a couple of weeks, but then she called me up on our 8th month together and wanted to show me something, her roommate was out of town. She showed me her hymen, perfectly intact.
The Next week she asked again, telling me that I'm the man of her dreams. I had to tell me no, though it was very tempting. Well one day I did something very romantic with her, we walked in the clear night sky and had a romantic picnic dinner after wards near a waterfall just me and her. She asked me why I was so good to her. I told her that I love her, and she basically grabbed my chest and grabbed my hand and placed it under her dress. She was WET. I was shaking at that point, but still carried strong. She asked me why I tease her, and I told her that I don't that I want to spend quality time with her. She started to cry saying she wished that she can control her feelings for me like I do, then she started to make me look like the bad guy crying some more, and that my abstinence was stupid and that "If 2 people love each other than they should express it, that God is Love that he would understand and not prohibit it, that we should be happy, that we stayed pure throughout our guyhood" (her words). I told her that I do love her, but what if things change later on. She told me that she loves me so much that she doesn't care, that she wants to bear my guy. I almost lost it there (almost had sex).
Well our relationship is still carrying on strong, and Christmas is coming. Her only desire is that I deflower her, that that is her fantasy, and she doesn't want to be denied this time. So I got reserved a very expensive, high quality, romantic hotel room, with a lovely bathtub, and very romantic ornaments (roses, candles, ,exotic scents, you know what I mean), but what she doesn't know is I plan on proposing as an exchange for the sex thing(religion is very important to me).
So how do I go on telling her that we should wait without hurting her? I love her very much and want to spend the rest of my life with her, that is why I'm proposing. Is this a right move on my behalf, what should I do? Please if there are any experts, please give me advice. | | You are doing the right thing! You are a amazing guy and a lovely creature of God. Believe me she will appreciate it more in the future that you made her wait! Best of luck to you and please let me know how it goes! | Mexican Soccer Section: Chatango Users Only? Episode One: Desperate Housewives
Narrator (Terry): Life is like when two men start having se.x. At first you think, Wow this is great! But then it all comes back to haunt you, which is precisely what happened to me.
Terry: My name is Terry Hilton, a former member of the so- called “Desperate Housewives” of Burbary Lane. You can call us a strange little group, after all, Sunday is lesbian p.ussy-rubbing day, but apart from all that, where a normal groups of friends enjoying suburban life. Our little Group of “friends” include me (obviously the smartest and most sophisticated of them all), Gaby (Who has spent more than one night in each of our neighbor's house) Ashley (who due to her obsessive love of chocolate drove her two husbands to ki.ll themselves) Monica (the only ***** on our street) Gabriela (who isn’t really a housewive, she just cleans our house in exchange for us not deporting her) and Joana (who I really cant say anything about, or she says I will wake up sleeping on Castro’s bed). My life with my little “gang” of VERY DESPERATE (if you know what I mean) houswives was at its peak, until that day……
Scene switches to Terry in her bedroom alone…She carefully examines the kn.ife, knowing these are her last minutes…she tries to turn back, but she know it what must be done, or else…She carefully grabs the knife and not only sees her reflection but her whole life in front of her. She sees the time she lost her virgin.ity to goat, good times…She sees the time where her and Ashley came dru.nk from a night in Woodstock, which resulted into Ashley thinking she was pregnan.t with her own baby….She sees all the crazy things shese ever done for just for a “good time” but realizes something in every thought…Yes she had more and more pubi.c hair on her vagin.a each time, and it stretched out a bit, but that wasn’t it….. She noticed she wasn’t happy, and she was ready to end that…. June 6, 2006, Terry was found deceased, in her living room…
Scene switches to Gaby’s patio, where the girls are drinking tea
Monica: Damm homies, this is wack! Can u believe our poor girl Terry is dead?
Ashley: Yea I know, it’s like it was just yesterday we were playing pin the tail on the pussy
Gaby: Dumbass, it was yesterday, and I was the pussy
Ashley: Ooo yeah! Hahahah silly me
Joana: YO GABRIELA!
Gabriela (with strong Mexican accent): ches
Joana: Give me some more tea, rice and beans
Gabriela: ches
Gaby: Well, for all its worth, I think Terry’s death was for the best
Ashley: What do you mean?
Gaby: Well think about it, whose going to pay for all her drinking and crazy partying, and threaten Gabriela to that shese going to deport her.
Gabriela: that bich
Gaby: excuse me?
Gabriela: que, no habla ingles?
Ashley: Well she was still a good friend
Monica: Yo homie are u cerial? She used to call me “ Monigga”
Ashley: Well she stopped eventually
Monica: Cuz I told them crips from the down the street she was talking smack about black people
Joana: True dat
Ashley: Well shelle still be missed
Scene is on Diego running to the girls (Joana’s husband)
Diego: Girls I have some terrible news!
Joana *Gets up and smacks diego* : DID U INPREGINANT ANOTHER GIRL!!!
Diego: NO!
Ashley: Diego, please excuse Juana, shese currently on her period. Know please tell us, what’s the big news
Diego *almost crying*: Well its about Terry
Ashley: Yes?
Diego: She didn’t kill herself.. She was murdered! | | lol | What are some progressive metal bands that are extremely technical, melodic, and have little screaming? The only metal band that's melodic, technical, has little screaming, and that's very talented (to my knowledge) is protest the hero. They cant be the only ones out there though. Dream Theater and Symphony X are very well known ones, but they're not the level of technicality im looking for. Im looking for something that's less technical and less heavy than behold the arctopus and more technical than dream theater. Irepress was a very good band, but it had no vocals (which i want). Pth cant be the ONLY technical, and melodic band with vocals that don't scream too much (by not much screaming, i mean at least 60% of their music is not screaming of any kind), right?
I DONT WANT ANY 80's METAL!!!!! NOOO. And I'd prefer bands that sing in english please.
Atheist, Necrophagist, Devil Driver, Death, Cave In, Knut, Starkweather, Meshugga, Intronaut, Neurosis, Starkweather, Burst, Pelican, Rosetta, Thrones, Monstrosity, shadows fall, Between the Buried and Me, Cynic, Believer, The Human Abstract, Intronaut, Isis, October Tide, and cryptopsy are all too heavy. They scream more than i'd like.
Dragonforce, bless the fall, Elegy, Spiral Architect, Into Eternity (when they're not screaming (but i don't like screaming)) have pussy vocalists that i just don't like their voices (very girly voices, idk how else to explain it).
I don't like melodic metalcore because most of the bands scream too much, and i like to understand 60% of what im hearing. lol. Killswitch Engage is decent, but they're not very technical.
Kamelot, Crystal method, Agalloch, Neurosis, Atomic Opera, Zebulon Pike, Derek Sherinian, Porcupine Tree, Andromeda, Zero Hour, Iced Earth, Epica, Shadow Gallery, Sonata Artica, Redemption, Avantasia, Soilwork, Stratovarious, Evergrey, Amorphis, Rhapsody, Blue Murder, Brainstorm, Dark Tranquility, Evergrey, Nevermore, In Flames, All that Remains, As I Lay Dying, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Helloween, Threshold, Yngwie J. Malmsteen (not enough time signature changes), Manowar, Dio, Accept, Blind Guardian, Savatageand, Gamma Ray, Armoured Saint, Grave Gigger, Hammerfall, Primal Fear, Warlock, Rhapsody, Virgin Steele, Running Wild, Demons & Wizards, Noctural Rites, Sanctuary, Labyrinth, UDO, Exel Rudi Pell, Tad Morose, Warrior, Edguy, Attacker, Lost Horizon, Rage, Dream Evil, Angel Dust, Mob Rules, Iron Saviour, Omen, Lefay, Thor, Falconer, Avantasia, Freedom Call, Jacob's Dream, Jackal, Jack Starr, Fates Warning, Tool (not enough metal), King Diamond, Crimson Glory, Royal Hunt, Psychotic Waltz, Threshold, Thought Industry, Arena, Enchant, Shadow Gallery, Platypus, Fifth Angel, Vanden Plas, Ayreon, Evergrey, Skyclard, Pain Of Salvation (awesome vocalist!), The Black League, Paradise Lost, Mekong Delta, Sieges Even, Leather Wolf, Ice Age, Lethal, The Jelly Jam, Explorers Club, Twilight, Atlantis, Inertia, Osiris, Believer, Alchemist, Mayadome, Elegy, and King's X aren't nearly at the level of technicality I'm looking for.
Irepress and The Cancer Conspiracy have awesome technicality and things, but they have no vocals which I want. Confessor is good, but the vocalist is weird. He isnt really singing, hes more like...yelling i guess (not screaming though) but it has no pitch. The Black Mages are good, but they have too much synth and no vocals (they played music for final fantasy :D). Opeth is good, but they have little vocals. Joe Satrian is good, but he doesnt have a vocalist...or anyone else lol. Metallica is good, but the instrumentals have to much drive; they're just a bit heavy for my taste. Liquid Tension Experiment Planet X are other technical bands (not as technical as Irepress) that are good but dont have a vocalist. Arcane is ok, but they have too much synth. Adagio is ok. And i dont want vocalists that sound like James LaBrie because 50% of all progressive metal vocalists have that exact voice; it gets old. Watchtower is good besides the vocals; their vocalist sounds like James LaBrie (i dont like that so much). Power of Omens is good besides the vocalist whos similar to *guess who* James LaBrie. I don't like testament, but Shadows Fall is ok and Mutiny Within is good. The Ocean is good, but theyre not as technical as I want. Too little sweeps and things, and too much drive. Vocals are ok, but yeah they dont have enough sweeps, impressive guitar playing, and time signature changes. They remind me a little of Soudgarden, but The Ocean is more metalish than them. lol. Ihsahn is way too heavy for me; too much screaming and drive.
Just to make sure I'm not misunderstood, I'm looking for technicality more in time signature variation (more than 3/4 or 6/4 or 7/4, more like 5/4 or 9/4. I've heard 23/8 and 15/16 in some weird bands and those were pretty sick riffs, but 4/4 to 7/4 is overused and boring). Variation with key signatures i like, but that's not hard to find, nor is skilled playing | I'm going to have to agree, you're way too picky.
Play the music you're looking for yourself and let me know, it sounds like I'd buy it. | I had sex with my aunt? okay back story first my mom n aunt are from Houston originally my mom n aunt are the only 2 guyren my grandparents ever had and when my mom was18 they died in a car crash so her n my aunt ( only 3 at the time) moved to arizona with my moms boyfriend (my dad) cuz he found work out here well my mom got pregnant and had me when she was 23 and my dad left her for another women before she was born. well my mom overdosed and died when i was 15 so i went to go live with my aunt till i was 19 when i got a job n moved out.
well im 22 now and I moved back in with my aunt to help with the bills since both our hours were cut at work. well since my mom died me and my aunt have always been really close cuz we're the only family that each other has. well since i moved in things have been going good but lately my aunt has been showing more affection towards me. like when were watching tv she'll come snuggle up next to me and hold my hand, when we're talking she'll sit on my lap and caress my hair, lay down with me on my bed running her hand up and down my chest n stomach. she's walks around half naked and one time when we were wrestling for fun she stuck her hand down my pants and my grabbed my cock. next i was in my room and she came in ask if could rub some lotion on her back i said sure so she got on top of me reverse cowgirl style and took off her shirt n bra then i started rubbing lotion on her back n legs then she felt me get a erection n she slowly started to dry hump me while was rubbing lotion all over he body. .one time i was laying on the couch and she was laying on top of me and she my erection so she she grabbed it and slowly started rubbing it then she pulled my shorts down and started to suck on it for a little while. till one day we were laying down talking she asked why i have never had a girlfriend i told cuz im ugly and no girl want to be with me, she asked if i was virgin then i said ya i was she then told me that im very handsome and any girl would be lucky to be with me and all i need was an older women to teach me things. she then kissed me on my cheek and i kissed her back on her cheek, she smiled n giggled then kissed me on my lips I kissed her on her lips then we passionately started making , we ripped our clothes off she started sucking on my cock while i sucked on her big ol' juicy titty's and ate her out and then we started to have hot wild sex. this has been going on for at east 3 months already and the sex is great but im starting to feel guilty cuz she my aunt and i know it wrong but i have started to develop some really strong feelings for her and i know she feels the same cuz she saw another girl talking to me the other day she got really jealous. my aunt wants to move to california and start a new life together and im not sure if u stop all of this and stay or if i should go with her and be with her since like i said she's all i have and im all she has. i know this is wrong and i should prolly stop but i don't want it stop i think im gonna go with her to california.
fyi my aunt is freakin hot she's 5"4 long black hair, nice legs, 32 d cup hourglass figure with a nice *** and a nice tight pussy so think about how hard it would be to turn down a women who was that incredibly hot
btw im 22yrs old my aunt is 30yrs old | Its sounds like both of you are enjoying your time together and maybe you to are getting very close. If you really want to be with her, then I say go for it. Begin your lives over again and enjoy it.
Sin | Had sex with my aunt? okay back story first my mom n aunt are from Houston originally my mom n aunt are the only 2 guyren my grandparents ever had and when my mom was18 they died in a car crash so her n my aunt ( only 3 at the time) moved to arizona with my moms boyfriend (my dad) cuz he found work out here well my mom got pregnant and had me when she was 23 and my dad left her for another women before she was born. well my mom overdosed and died when i was 15 so i went to go live with my aunt till i was 19 when i got a job n moved out.
well im 22 now and I moved back in with my aunt to help with the bills since both our hours were cut at work. well since my mom died me and my aunt have always been really close cuz we're the only family that each other has. well since i moved in things have been going good but lately my aunt has been showing more affection towards me. like when were watching tv she'll come snuggle up next to me and hold my hand, when we're talking she'll sit on my lap and caress my hair, lay down with me on my bed running her hand up and down my chest n stomach. she's walks around half naked and one time when we were wrestling for fun she stuck her hand down my pants and my grabbed my cock. next i was in my room and she came in ask if could rub some lotion on her back i said sure so she got on top of me reverse cowgirl style and took off her shirt n bra then i started rubbing lotion on her back n legs then she felt me get a erection n she slowly started to dry hump me while was rubbing lotion all over he body. .one time i was laying on the couch and she was laying on top of me and she my erection so she she grabbed it and slowly started rubbing it then she pulled my shorts down and started to suck on it for a little while. till one day we were laying down talking she asked why i have never had a girlfriend i told cuz im ugly and no girl want to be with me, she asked if i was virgin then i said ya i was she then told me that im very handsome and any girl would be lucky to be with me and all i need was an older women to teach me things. she then kissed me on my cheek and i kissed her back on her cheek, she smiled n giggled then kissed me on my lips I kissed her on her lips then we passionately started making , we ripped our clothes off she started sucking on my cock while i sucked on her big ol' juicy titty's and ate her out and then we started to have hot wild sex. this has been going on for at east 3 months already and the sex is great but im starting to feel guilty cuz she my aunt and i know it wrong but i have started to develop some really strong feelings for her and i know she feels the same cuz she saw another girl talking to me the other day she got really jealous. my aunt wants to move to california and start a new life together and im not sure if u stop all of this and stay or if i should go with her and be with her since like i said she's all i have and im all she has. i know this is wrong and i should prolly stop but i don't want it stop i think im gonna go with her to california.
fyi my aunt is freakin hot she's 5"4 long black hair, nice legs, 32 d cup hourglass figure with a nice *** and a nice tight pussy so think about how hard it would be to turn down a women who was that incredibly hot
btw im 22yrs old my aunt is 30yrs old | | Great. Have fun. | Rate my hip hop verse? It's kind of acid rap? I got a grade in genocide it’s the perfect design man.
Personalizing and purchasing poison a merchant tyrant.
My merciless style is a serpent silent a purge of poison.
That shrink you main organs to the size of Persian tiling.
Punching and violent with personality of pontius pilot.
Orion’s alignment my belts hit like a hunting Viking.
I’ll run threw your town holding a surgeons knife man.
The boys will hop ball and call me mister circumcising.
So don’t think you cant be touched like a virgin wife man.
Because I’ll scar your face fit for the circus life and.
Then I’ll turn your bones to red son watch me own your head.
My palms are a force of death strangling your source of breath.
Causing terror your distraught your spores sweat.
Beating you from dusk to dawn like it was hoarse and set.
So I’m letting it prolong….
I’m letting you catch your last breath psyche.
Torture is my profession not the owl fast death like.
I want you to bleed like a pussy so I’ll use a gashed bread knife.
Man it’s magical my manic monastery of madness.
Chop off your eyelids tie you up and feed you sleeping tablets.
I’ll put you in a hole but we aint talking rabbits in hat tricks.
We talking six feet deep with anthrax in your casket. *****
Remember I’m a force ill take you off ya feet like gravity.
Son my lyrics are gold i be dealing with more carats than a rabbit be.
I’ll bit off your head wearing a black Sabbath tee.
Yes theirs pun intended my fists are the size of pun in tenth grade. | | Pretty good nice job with matching syllable counts for each line makes it flow good |
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